Wednesday, December 30, 2009
James Cameron's Avatar
Sunday, December 27, 2009
A Year Of "And Those Who Read"; The Grand Reveal
January - Historical Fiction Month
1/15/10 - The Boy in the Striped Pajamas by John Boyne
1/29/1o - Shooting the Moon by Frances O'Roark Dowell
February- Fantasy Month
2/12/10 - The Looking Glass Wars by Frank Beddor
2/26/10 - The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch, and the Wardrobe by C.S. Lewis
March - Odd Sci-Fi Month
3/12/10 - (You know what's coming, don't you, Mrs. N?) The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams
3/26/10 - Chew Volume 1: Taster's Choice by John Layman
April - Humor Month
4/9/10 - Curse of the Campfire Weenies by David Lubar
4/23/10 - Diary of a Wimpy Kid by Jeff Kinney
May - Andrew Clements Month
5/7/10 - Frindle by Andrew Clements
5/21/09 - Things Not Seen by Andrew Clements
June - Comics Month
6/4/10 - DC: The New Frontier by Darwyn Cooke
6/18/10 - Pride of Baghdad by Brian K. Vaughan
July - Cutting Room Floor Month
7/2/10 - Shiver by Maggie Stiefvater
7/16/10 Persepolis (Vol. 1 and Vol. 2) by Marjane Satrapi
7/30/10 - Artemis Fowl: The Time Paradox by Eoin Colfer
August - Picture Book Month
8/13/10 - 1000 Times No by Tom Warburton
8/27/10 - Jumanji by Chris Van Allsburg
September - Biography/Autobiography Month
9/10/10 - The Big Sea by Langston Hughes
9/24/10 - The Story of My Experiments With Truth by Gandhi
October - Halloween Month
10/8/10 - The Graveyard Book by Neil Gaiman
10/22/10 - Skulduggery Pleasant by Derek Landy
November- Viewer's Choice
11/5/10 - The House With a Clock in Its Walls by John Bellairs
11/19/10 - The Hunger Games by Suzanne Collins
December - Christian Theology Month
12/3/10 - The Barbarian Way by Erwin Raphael McManus
12/17/10 - The Screwtape Letters by C.S. Lewis
That covers it! I hope that some of you can come along for the ride so we can discuss in the comments!
Tomato
Saturday, December 26, 2009
Friday, December 25, 2009
The Scratchpad: Top 10 Animated Holiday Specials (#5-#1)


Image from World's Finest
It's a very daunting task
To take a show that's full of blasts
And punches and kicks and explosions and action
And make a Christmas special for the sentimental faction
Comfort and Joy does just that,
It takes a show where things go splat
And boom and zoom and click and clang
And makes you care about the gang.
Instead of a Christmas fight-fest galore
The writers chose to give us more
A series of Yuletide viginettes,
That show Christmas is more than just writing checks.
#3 : How The Grinch Stole Christmas

Few holiday specials can make you wince,
As much as the evils of the Grinch.
Heartwarming, swaggering, and fun as well,
The Grinch's tale has never knelled.
#2: Rudolph, The Red Nosed Reindeer

Claymation's never been my style, but this tale always makes me smile.
Tolerance and virtue are always spread,
Every time his nose glows red.
#1: A Charlie Brown Christmas

Nothing invokes the holiday season
As much as this special, don't ask the reason
Perhaps it's the loveable oaf Mr. Brown
Or the jubilant piano that makes the special's sound
Either way, it's a magical mix that enthralls
Countless generations of young boys and girls.
Happy Holidays, and sorry for the rush.
Tomato
Thursday, December 24, 2009
The ScratchPad: Top Ten Animated Holiday Specials (#10-#6)
For animation and yuletide, of course.
The holiday season's upon us in droves
With specials and movies abundant as cloves.
I'm here to sort out the best of the best
So you can enjoy the season in jest.
So, without any more build up or further ado,
Let us see the number ten spot coming through
#10: Billy and Mandy Save Christmas (from the Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy)

Few holiday specials have a unique flair.
They're churned out in droves, and their writers don't care.
But I'm happy to say that for Billy and Mandy
The writing is sharp, and the humor is dandy.
After losing a bet to an evil-souled child,
Grim the Reaper is no longer free to run wild.
Forever imprisoned as a permanant slave
To two humans, barely old enough to shave.
So, when Billy gets all sad and lonely and sorry,
He goes to see Santa, that's where things get awry.
Turns out Santa, to all of our shock and our fright,
Shouldn't be here, but rather in Twilight.
Witty, funny, and Burton-ish, too.
Billy and Mandy are the first in our slew.
#9: The Fright Before Christmas (from Danny Phanton)

Next, we come to a rompous, odd roast
About a teenager: half-human, half ghost.
He hates Christmas so, because, on a whim
It seems Christmas hasn't been too kind to him.
So, perhaps out of boredom, perhaps out of spite
Danny destroys a poem on Christmas night.
Its writer is hateful and ghastly and mean.
No doubt this is the oddest special I've seen
You'll notice, no doubt, in a very short time
That every last line in this special, it rhymes.
This adds a magic to the special, unique.
Making this special my number nine pick.
#8: Invasion of the Secret Santas (from Batman: The Brave and The Bold)

I love superheroes, I must say I do.
So, any special with them's worth a view.
Although, I'd have to say, if I could, that very few are ever that good.
But for Batman, however, that's very untrue.
In fact, this holiday special just flew.
With action and heartwarming cheer seeping out,
I have no ill will towards this special, or anger to spout.
See, some holiday specials are all warm and sappy.
This makes them quite bad, you could even say-
Excuse me, I've got a call on line one. Back in a sec.
This special, however, averts that with ease.
It's not only action fans that it can please.
A tale of a robot who yearns for a heart,
And not a single childish joke about-
Sorry, guys. I really need to tell people not to call when I'm blogging.
With the right balance of action and soul,
This special deserves more than just coal.
#7: Christmas with the Joker (from Batman: The Animated Series)
I know what you're thinking, I can hear your mutters.But, one good Batman special surely deserves another.
This episode aired, and started it all.
A decade where Batman's reign never did fall.
Of course, to start out, you must have a great cast
Like Mark Hamill's Joker, who has swagger and class.
He snide and he's smug and he simply won't lose.
A modern day circus clown meets Uncle Scrooge.
As much as Kevin Conroy has his voice down pat,
(For those of you not here in October, he's the Bat)
It's Hamil's act that truly steals the show,
The first sign of how much this series could glow.
#6: Mickey's A Christmas Carol
He's been pushed and shoved and over-promoted.
To the point where his resume has become bloated.
Perhaps this is the reason, or just a bad habit.
That I've seemed to forget Mickey's tradmark magic
In this classic story, he's at his best
Scrooge McDuck, in the title role, he can attest.
I feel an urge to brag and to boast
About the exuberance of the three ghosts,
Played by Goofy, Jimminy Cricket and Pete
They deliver an act that's really quite neat.
Which is why I think that it's only proper,
To use this entry as the point where we stop 'er.
Fear not my friends, for the list will conclude
I hope you'll come back for the final strech soon!
Happy Holidays!
Tomato
Tuesday, December 22, 2009
The ScratchPad: Dreamworks Christmas Combo
CHRISTMAS! WAHOOO!
That's right, dear reader, we're starting our holiday festivities here at Ripe Thoughts, and what better way to do so then to review a pair of Christmas specials, both produced for NBC by Dreamworks Animation, the company behind Shrek, Madagascar, Kung-Fu Panda, and Monsters vs. Aliens. So, pour some cocoa, roast some chestnuts, and crank up the carols as we dig into Shrek The Halls and Merry Madagascar!
Shrek is, bar none, Dreamworks' cash cow franchise. After the gargutuan success that was 2001's Shrek, Dreamworks saw the potential that the big, green ogre had to get them some big, well, green. So, they churned out two sequels, a bevy of video games, and this 30-minute holiday special, cleverly titled Shrek The Halls.

For those of you who've been, I dunno, dead for pratically the past decade, here's a rundown of the general Shrek plot. Shrek is a big green ogre, who lives in a swamp land where fantasy creatures like gingerbread men, dragons, fairy godmothers, and Eddie Murphy exist. He's your typical bah-humbug tough guy, stomping around and yelling and being gross. That all changes one day when he hears that a princess has been kidnapped, and so he teams up with Donkey, a talking, erm, donkey to rescue her. Cue heroics. Well, they do rescue the princess, and it turns out that *gasp* she's an ogre, too. In the second movie, they get married. In the third, Fiona and Shrek make sweet ogre love and she has babies. There's also a Spanish cat with a sword. That's the gist of it, which bring us to Shrek The Halls, taking place between Shrek 3 and the fourth-coming (tee-hee!) Shrek Goes Fourth.
Shrek has softend up a bit since his bone-crunching monster days. His only goal this year is to throw a nice Christmas for Fiona and her subsequent legion of mini-ogres. Fair enough. At least we have plot.
What follows the first ten or so minutes of plot set-up is hit or miss. There are a few good jokes, and Mike Myers and co-star Eddy Murphy are in pretty good shape, and the animation is top-shelf. I must note, however, that Myers is starting to sound a little worn, but I don't blame him. With three installments in the bag, plus this and a few games, with at least two, maybe three more movies on the way, I'd get tired of it. And y'know what, that's probably the biggest problem here. Everything is so tired. The actors are tired, the jokes are tired, the music is tired, the story is tired. Heck, I'm tired. The fact is that we've known these characters for so long now that it becomes a predictale mess. The idea of a Christmas special has been done, re-done, and re-re-done so many times that to survive in the long term among Rudolph and Frosty, you've gotta bring something original to the table. Shrek The Halls just... doesn't.
Overall, if you're a huge Shrek-o-phile or if you're looking for good animation, you may like this special. If you're looking for something new, though, Shrek the Halls is more ho-hum than ho-ho-ho.
I give Shrek The Halls four calling birds out of 12 drummers drumming.
Now, let's move to Merry Madagascar!

Madagascar, while nowhere near as big of a hit as Shrek, still had some legs at the box office and made Dreamworks enough money for them to continue the franchise. As with Shrek, a sequel and Christmas special followed.
Here's a plot synopsis of Madagascar. When a plane chock full of city-raised zoo animals, like Alex the lion, Melman the giraffe, Marty the zebra, and Gloria the hippo, crashes on Madagascar, they're forced to make due with their wild surroundings.
The plot of the Christmas special itself, while passable, is fairly formualic. Big Red himself crashes on Madagascar after being tailpiped by a trifecta of treacherous penguins. He's got amnesia, though, so it's up to the Madagascar gang to make his usual Christmas Eve rounds.
I've gotta say, I liked this more than Shrek The Halls. I attribute that more to these characters only having a sequel under their belt instead of two, but this isn't to undermine the talent possessed by the voice cast. Ben Stiller and Chris Rock, as always, seem to shine the most. It's almost as if you feel like Ben Stiller is actually there, talking to Chris Rock and whatnot.
The humor, unlike in Shrek The Halls, left me rolling. The voice actors of Madagascar are so animated in thier line delivery that I'd be breathless with laughter if they read their W2 Forms.
I don't know if it's the fact that the talent is simply better in Madagascar, or if the novelty of Shrek has just worn off, but either way, I give Merry Madagascar eight maids a milking out of twelve. Make sure to come back on Wednesday and Thursday as we count down the Top 10 Animated Holiday Specials!
Happy Holidays!
Tomato
Friday, December 18, 2009
How Nerds Fight Hunger
1) We're to lazy to leave our house.
2) We barely have money to spare.
3) We're not in any position to be able to help.
Well, my friends, times have changed. Thanks to a Nerdfighter, I've found http://www.freerice.com/.
Here's the deal: Freerice.com, sponsered by the UN, gives 10 grains of rice to a person in need every time you answer a trivia question. You can select Math, English, and a multitude of other subjects. It's free, legit, legal, and kind of fun! This is how nerds like you and I can fight hunger!
So, here's what I want you to do. Over the next few days, I want you to go to http://www.freerice.com/ and play the trivia game. Raise, in total, 1000 grains of rice (20 questions correct). Then, take a screenshot of your computer once you get 1000. Here's how.
1. Once you get 1000, press the Prnt Scrn (Print Screen) key on your keyboard, usually located next to Num Lock, Insert, Home, Page Up, and Page Down) and then open up Paint. Click on Paste.
2. Save the image.
3. Click on the text tool
4. Sign your name.
5. Save again.
6. Leave the image in the comments.
I'll post my contribution later, in the comments. In the meantime, fill a belly other than your family's this holiday season, and keep checking back for more Christmas goodness in the coming days.
Tomato
Sunday, December 13, 2009
Thank You For Smoking

Good afternoon.
The news and blogosphere were frothing at the mouth this past weekend as a series of emails were released from a Norwich Climatic Research Unit that appeared to imply global warming fraud. So, today, ladies and gentlemen, I'm going to talk about global warming without actually using the phrase at all. How? Well, let's talk cigarettes.
In the 1950s, a scientist named Richard Doll was able to link consuming tobacco to lung cancer. His research was able to get him a sizable backing, and an informational blitzkrieg was started. Organizations such as Action on Smoking and Health formed. At the same time, however, people weren't ready to give up smoking, and neither were the big tobacco companies behind it. They formed their own group, The Council For Tobacco USA, (no, I'm not kidding you.) whose sole purpose was to belittle, harass, and oppose the anti-smoking companies. They said that the whole concept of smoking could not and never, ever, ever would cause lung cancer, and there was no way it caused heart problems, either. I'm pretty sure they even pinky swore. They said that this whole campaingn against smoking was just politics as usual, and that the big, bad government was just trying to scare you away from years of good health so that they could pad their pockets with Benjamins. And it worked, for a short while. Then, over the next decade or so, more and more people died of lung cancer, some who'd never smoked a cigar in their lives. This whole mess was affecting everyone, but it was too late to save some of those people, maybe give them sme extra years. Gradually, most people shyed away from smoking, and programs like DARE cropped up in schools. The next generation got relatively better. Only about a third of the US smokes now.
But, what if we hadn't listened? What if tobacco companies and partisan pundits had provocatively proceeded pestering people? What if it was too late? Are you really willing, when a crisis comes, to just plug your ears and hide under the covers? Mayybe I'm a Chicken Little, imagining that the sky is going to fall when it isn't. Maybe I'm just a gullible kid who listens to propaganda.
By the way, Shell just called. They'd like to thank us for smoking.
Tomato
SIDENOTE: Princess and The Frog came out on Friday! I've not seen the movie yet, but I've listened to the soundtrack and it's excellent. I'll be seeing it soon, and you should, too!
Tomato
Saturday, December 5, 2009
The ScratchPad: All About Anime
Image from Asadal Thought
Anime has a distinct visual style that's nigh-unmistakable. Take this image from the anime Lucky Star. What do you notice about the girls in the picture? First of all, almost every facial area has been exaggerated, almost caricatured, namely the eyes and mouth. This creates a very neat visual effect when animated, allowing for rubbery and comical facial expressions. Think classic Looney Tunes, MGM, or Mickey Mouse on steroids. Lots of steriods. The use of negative space on the eyes and large pupils and irises almost creates a glittering effect. Here's a better image of what I'm trying to get across, totally, erm, borrowed from Wikipedia.
It's staring into your soul......

Anime is also known for not being short at all. Sometimes anime is aired short, bite-sized miniseries called OVAs (original video animations). But, as a general rulle, these puppies are like cockroaches, that is to say long-lasting and hard to kill. Literally, the most popular series can run almost uninterrupted for a decade or more.
As a general barometer, I've found the subjects that anime covers to be more diverse than Western animation, although it's important to note that that's probably because only the best anime from Japan are brought over here. It's not that there isn't any anime that is complete crud, it's just that we have the luxury of never, ever seeing it. But, I'm not exaggerating when I say there's an anime for everyone. You want historical fiction? Help yourself. Romantic comedy? Ranma 1/2, second door from the right. Suspenseful mystery thriller? Hook yourself up with Death Note. Western? Meet Outlaw Star. Sci-fi? Say hi to Cyborg 009. Michael Bay-esque explosion-fest what you're craving? One dosage of Dragon Ball Z should do the trick. You get the idea. For every pessimest who turns there nose up at anime, I can show them something and they'll come back hooked. I'll help you out with that in our last section.
But, for now, let's investigate how anime from across the globe makes it's way stateside.
Anime in the USA
Despite flourishing in Japan for decades, American broadcasters were hesitant to air anime. In the eighties, you were lucky if you could find a VHS with anime on it in the back of a cardboard box from an old garage sale, and even luckier if it had English subtitles. Some local public broadcasting stations aired subtitled anime in the mornings in the late eighties, but those were few and far between, and some had no buisiness even airing in that timeslot, plus they weren't even in English. Y'see, to state it lightly, Japanese censors are a bit lax compared to US ones. This had and still has caused some parents about some anime that was for mature audiences being seen by not-so-mature children. Luckily, these days, cable channels know that some anime can't be aired at 9:00 AM.
The one thing confining anime to early-morning bootleg-broadcast prison was that it never had a big, cash-cow show people could get behind, much less a network interested in airing one. That all changed in the mid-nineties with a little anime called Pokemon.
Pokemon, an anime based off of the hit video game series, was the first anime to really take off in America, and it found a home on Cartoon Network. It was a phenomenon in every sense of the word. Almost every kid in the nineties practically breathed Pokemon, and even my own house was always littered with Pokemon cards. Even today, a Pikachu balloon floats in the Macy's Parade.
Edits like the one above are what lead many fans to never watch dubs. However, not all dubs are edited heavily, and some are not edited at all. In recent years, there has been increased pressure for dubbing companies to remain faithful to the original scripts and the original plot, causing mant anime to have darn faithful adaptions.
Plot: Meet teenaged prodigy Light Yagami. He makes Einstein look like one of the Three Stooges. As a result, he's very bored. However, one day, a strange notebook falls from the sky and lands outside his school's window. Did I mention how anyone who's name you write in the book while vizualizing their face dies of a heart attack within a day? Umm, yeah. Turns out that note was dropped by a Shinigami, or death god, named Ryuk, who was simply bored as well and wanted to amuse himself by watching what a human would do with his death note. What does Light decide to do with the Death Note? The only rational thing someone could do with it, of course! Break into his father, the chief of police's records, and kill every criminal the police either sent to jail or couldn't catch.
YYH's charm lies in the strength of it's characters. You see those ink drawings up there? You'll learn to laugh when they do, cry when they get hurt, cheer when they beat the bad guys. It sound weird, but give Yusuke and pals a try and see what I mean.
Appropriate for: Ages 10 and up

Much like YYH, One Piece's strength lies in it's creative characters. A bounty hunter, a theif, a crazy cyborg, and a zombie musician lie in it's midst, and you care about them through and through.
Appropriate For: Ages 12 and up
You'll Like This If You Like: Pirates of the Carribean, Maximum Ride, Runaways
Dub Or Sub: Sub, unless you're watching the Funimation dub. You know the cigar to lolipop example I gave? That's from the 4Kids dub of One Piece, and is only the beginning of the stupid changes they made, including cutting out 15-odd episodes completely. Funimation has a much better dub, but I use the subs.
NO SPOILERS IN COMMENTS4. Outlaw Star (here*)

Plot: It's a space western! Whee!
OK, there's a bit more to it than that. But the space western part is totally true. Meet twenty-something Gene Starwind (red-haired in the middle) and his scrappy kid associate Jim Hawking run a small buisiness on the bottom of the planet Sentinel Three. One day, a woman approaches them offering a fair sum if Gene served as her bodyguard while she goes to get a package. Jim tags along as well. It turns out that the "package" is a human-looking robot named Malfina, and it also turns out that the pleasant voiced woman is actually a nefarious outlaw named Hilda. It also turns out that she's hated by both the world government and her former clan of magic-toting space pirates, who all want Malfina as badly as she does. And that's just the first three episodes, ladies and gents!
Appropriate For: Ages 12 and up, although Malfina is unclothed for the first half of her first episode. She's constantly in the fetal position, though, so you can't see anything but her shoulder, her leg, and her head. She gets some clothes within the episode, though.
You'll Like This If You Like: Terminator, Firefly (Joss Whedon, the creator of Firefly, even cites this as an inspiration.)
Dub or Sub: Sub. The dub isn't bad, per se, but you always feel like there's something missing that you can't put your finger on. Plus, all the voices are really annoying. They all sound like they need Nasonex.
That concludes our look at anime. I hope you enjoyed the post, and that at least one of my suggestions piques your interest enough to get you to check some anime out! Come back next week for another ScratchPad!
Tomato
* Links with a * next to them have both dub and sub versions available for you. Just click the tabs at the top.
** This post took me a day and a half to do. Whew. I mean, I love anine, but whew.
