This Week In Poetry

As I sit here munching on chicken teriyaki
I'm reminded of how much I hate Subway
So instead of wallowing in sandwich based dismay
I thought I'd take a few minutes
To recap the last seven days

It took me a second, but then I began to think
This really has been a busy week
For one, I'm this close to being on the board at Pedal-with-Pete
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There are flies in my house
And I really hate 'em
I hope an explosion will obliterate 'em

Speaking of, I need to learn to talk like MC Hammer
In choir class, with all of its musical yammer

Plus I had a bit of a scare yesterday
It's hard to describe it, but I'll try anyway
Imagine if you went to a crappy county fair
Went to the top of the ferris wheel
And got stuck there
Only it stays there for the better end of night
And your muscles all lock up and get really tight

While we're on the subject of things that I hate
We can add to that list John and Kate
It'd please me so much to come over there
And barrel over their feet with my power chair

But David Letterman's earned respect from me
One-upping his blackmailer on live TV
I mean, sure, he did some bad things
Not as bad as Bill Clinton, though, if you know what I mean.

I still hate the flies and I wish they would die
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